Splitting My Thoughts Into 2: Funny Photos

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Apr 24, 2014

So You Think You Can Dance? Watch How These African Kids Can Shake your Body to The Beat

6:39 PM Executive Dirtbag

African Kids Dancing Sitya Loss New Ugandan music 2014

Dancing is a universal language. It is a way of one's expression, an identity, the hidden language of the soul. Good Dancers comes from all walks of life, no matter who you are and where you come from.

Dancing is like taking a mini vacation from the stress of the everyday, you just have to be in the moment and enjoy it. Hit Share if this made you smile and enjoy this.

Funny Single Valentine's Day

6:32 PM Executive Dirtbag

Spending Valentine's Day

with your other single friends

will not make you "Forever Alone"

but..

Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings

5:04 PM Executive Dirtbag

China never fails to amaze the world and this time you wouldn't believe what they have invented.

They came out with a solution for perverts... The Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings!

Best 35 Hilarious Dear Santa Letters

4:56 PM Executive Dirtbag

Each year hundreds of thousands of letters make their ways to overload Santa's Headquarters in the North Pole.

Definitely Santa is the most busiest person on earth in this special season. Not only busy wrapping our gifts, hurrying down on the chimney and sneaking our gifts under the Christmas tree but also busy reading a bunch full of letters from kids all over the world.

Dear Santa, For 2014, all I ask for

is a BIG FAT BANK ACCOUNT and a SLIM BODY.

Please, don't mix those two up

like you did last year. Thanks! =)

While most of them have the typical “Dear Santa” format and follows by their wishes to confession to being naughty and some include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries. One thing is for sure… Kids Write the Funniest Things Sometimes and they make hilarious serious letters to Santa.

Here are the Best 35 Hilarious Dear Santa Letters!

WTF China News: Doctors Attach Severed Hand to Foot

7:07 PM Executive Dirtbag

Science is full of wonders. It is what makes a person to marvel and explore those mysteries and creates phenomenon. Medicine is the field of applied science related to the art of healing by diagnosis, treatment, and prevention of disease. Science is fun and interesting to learn about and when Science and Medicine combines and top it with the touch of Chinese wit, it can really be amazing and a hell of a freak show pulled out from the creepiest brain of Stephen King.

This is exactly the case, Creating a whole new perspective to human anatomy. In a Weird China News: Severed man's hand attached to foot in a bizarre and strange emergency procedures.

Newest WTF Invention: Funny Looking Japanese Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

7:20 PM Executive Dirtbag

With regards to discovering unusual solutions to day-to-day issues, Japanese are indeed the world frontrunners innovative leaders. And this time a new Japanese invention is taking at least that nation by storm.

WTF Invention: Magic Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

You may not be able to keep yourself from laughing when you see someone wearing this mouthpiece, it really makes the person looks funny with a fish mouth. Surely you'll get a hard guess at first sight what's this fish mouth thing is. Mind Blowing - It could be anything really like a teeth whitener tray, a duckface or fishlip training device, a botox side effects, a lip surgery gone wrong, a lip augmentation ala Angelina Jolie, a BJ assistant, a startled blowjob fish dolls or anything your creative mind could think of.

Selfie

4:45 PM Creepy Garbage

Selfie..

Feeling best in the morning.
My bed feels the coziest.
Just woke up!
No make up..
No filter..
Just Me...
and I'm Loving it! (",)

-xoxo-

The Morning Dilemma

10:24 AM Creepy Garbage

Morning is the beginning of a new day where people is ideally energetic and full of positive thoughts. Starting the day right keeps you on the mood, to be productive and active for the rest of the day.

Oh well, this ofcourse doesn't apply to all. Mornings can be a nightmare extension for some people, especially when Monday morning comes. Everybody hates Monday, or if not.. 'most' people dislike it. Who wouldn't? Monday is a one big slap reminder that weekends are over and you can't do anything but to get your ass up because it's the start of another week at school or at work. A prison-week for some to be stuck-up in school pretending to be friends with physics or algebra and a hell-like-type of week for guys like me who's feeling like a cyborg forced to work multi-task in a mothership filled with aliens who knows nothing best but to complain.